How insane are you?
1.If you bump into an inanimate object, what do you do?
Yell at it angrily for not moving (including all cuss words you know)
Attempt to throw it
Bump it harder
Think "Oops, silly me."
Calmly take note of its position
2.Someone say "The aliens are attacking!"
Bitch slap them.
Bitch slap the aliens.
Ignore them.
Call in your amazing army to defeat the aliens.
Imitate Arnold Schwarzenegger.
3.Your cat meows at you. What thought comes into your mind?
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
"I must try to communicate with this new life form!"
"Stupid cat!" *Kick*
"Hello, Mister Tibbles."
"Oh, how cute!"
4.When you open your door, what's the first thing you see?
A pokemon.
Dead babies raining from the sky.
The mailman
An angry tree
Your car.
5.You see a bum on the side of the street. What do you do?
Give him money.
Shoot him and take his shoes.
Rant at him.
Ignore him.
Run him over.
6.What's your favorite drink?
The blood of my enemies.
Milk
Papaya juice
Eye drops
Liquid soap
7.What question is this?
FISH!
Number 7.
Number 7777777777777,
Number 42
Why do you care?!?
8.What's on your desk right now?
A pencil
A computer.
A bleeding heart.
My own corpse.
My sanity.
9.What kind of car do you drive?
The Batmobile.
A blimp.
A school bus.
A Ford.
An SUV.
10.What do you do for entertainment?
Read.
Strip dance for the president.
Drink arsenic
Pole vault.
Hold a picture of George W. Bush next to a lighter.
11.What's your job?
Giraffe milker.
Train holder for a drag queen.
Store clerk
Space invader
Author
12.Are you insane?
Yes.
No.
Blarg.
Who wants to know, huh?!?
Are you from the government?
13.What country do you live in?
America
China
Soviet Union
The Moon
Poland
14.What were you doing before you took this quiz?
Doing a different quiz, obviously.
Staring out the window anxiously, waiting for the aliens to rescue me.
Thinking of ways to blow up the government
Working on my Myspace page.
Other.
15.What's your favorite food?
Spleen.
What is this "food" you speak of?
Hamburger
Who needs food when you've got anorexia?
Corn (a wonderful vegetable.)
16.What are you wearing?
Nothing.
My ninja outfit.
Normal clothes.
Fur.
Alien armor.
17.What's the name of your best friend? (doesn't need to be exact.)
Alex
Ben
Giggles Mcloveydove.
FISH!
Ralphy.
18.How will you die?
Of old age, in my sleep.
Being killed by government law ninjas.
Caught in explosion used by you to blow up the government.
Run over by a hummer.
Run over by angry animal rights activists.
19.What's your death quote?
"Those damn aliens."
"Finally!"
"Argh! My spleen!"
"Don't take my liver! I need it!"
...(silence)
20.Who came up with this quiz?
Gods.
Ancients.
Both.
2 insane kids in the middle of the night.
ZOMBIES!!!!





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