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How will you be defined in the dictionary?
What is your darkest secret?
How long until you get married?
What is your hidden talent?
How insane are you?
If you bump into an inanimate object, what do you do?
Yell at it angrily for not moving, cussing as much as possible
Attempt to throw it
Bump it harder
Think, 'Oops, silly me.'
Calmly take note of its position
Someone says, "The aliens are attacking!"
Bitch-slap them
Bitch-slap the aliens
Ignore them
Call in your amazing army to defeat the aliens
Imitate Arnold Schwarzenegger
Your cat meows at you. What thought comes to mind?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
I must try to communicate with this new life form!
Stupid cat! *kick*
Hello, Mr Tibbles!
Oh, how cute!
When you open your door, what's the first thing you see?
A pokemon
Dead babies raining from the sky
The mailman
An angry tree
Your car
You see a bum on the side of the street. What do you do?
Give him money
Shoot him and take his shoes
Rant at him
Ignore him
Run him over
What's your favourite drink?
The blood of my enemies
Milk
Papaya juice
Eye drops
Liquid soap
What question is this?
FISH!
The seventh one...
Numberrrrrrr 777777777777
Number 42
Why do you care?!
What's on your desk right now?
A pencil
A computer
A bleeding heart
My own corpse
My sanity
What kind of car do you drive?
The Batmobile.
A blimp
A school bus
A Ford
An SUV
What do you do for entertainment?
Read
Strip dance for the president
Consume arsenic
Pole vault
Hold a lighter to a picture of George W
What's your job?
Giraffe milker
Train holder for a drag queen
Store clerk
Space invader
Author
Are you insane?
Yes
No
Blarg
Who wants to know, huh??
ARE YOU FROM THE GOVERNMENT?!
Where do you live?
North America
Asia
Europe
The Moon
OCEANIAAAAAA
What were you doing before you took this quiz?
Doing a different quiz, duh.
Staring out the window anxiously, waiting to be rescued by aliens.
Thinking of ways to blow up the government
Working on my MySpace page...
Other. That's right, I said OTHER.
What's your favourite food?
Spleen
What ees zees 'food' you speak of?
Hamburger
Who needs food when you have anorexia??
Corn (that glorious vegetable)
What are you wearing?
Nothing
My ninja outfit
Normal clothes...
Fur
Alien armor.
Which is nearest (or would be) to the name of your best friend?
Alex
Ben
Giggles McLoveydove
FISH!
Ralphy
How will you die?
Of old age, in my sleep
Terminated by government law ninjas
Accidentally blow up the government AND myself. Whoopsie-daisy.
Run over by a Hummer (H3, that is)
Ironically trampled by elephants at an animal rights demonstration
What would your last words be?
"Those damn aliens!"
"Finally!"
"Augh, my SPLEEN!"
...(silence)
"Um, please don't take my liver - I may need it later."
Who came up with this quiz?
Clearly, divine beings.
Ancients.
Mmmmm, both Gods and Ancients!
Two insane kids in the middle of the night.
ZOMBIES!
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